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Date registered: January 6, 2016

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Jan 01

Innovation of the Year 2007

Neurofeedback helmets for use with the various mainstream game consoles. 

Smartbrain Technologies, Emotiv Systems and NeuroSky are three young companies in a vanguard that is adapting a relatively old concept to transport the measurement of brain waves (neurofeedback) from the medical sphere into the realm of computer games.  The technology is already getting a lot of attention from the Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) community (and that wholly accidental pun/oxymoron speaks volumes) as well as memory clinics for executives and seniors. Lynda Thompson, director of the ADD Centre and Biofeedback Institute in Mississauga, Ont. explains that children have been told to “pay attention” their entire lives without actually knowing what that means.  In one study she conducted using neurofeedback on 111 ADD subjects, their IQ’s climbed an average of 12 points, poor readers advanced four grade levels and, most importantly, 79% of the Ritalin users stopped medication completely. Bottom line: Anything that educates the kids and lets them have fun in the process while, at the same time, reducing dependency on drugs can’t be bad and deserves my vote for innovation of the year.

Jan 01

Conspiracy of the Year 2007

None come to mind.

…but just because I am not as paranoid as I used to be, that doesn’t mean they are not still out to get me.  It might also be attributed to the fact that we are dealing with a stupider breed of conspirators that are prone to getting caught while their hands are still in the cookie jars.

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2007

Who knew that while citizens everywhere were lambasting their national security agencies for anal retentive airport security regulations that outlawed hair gels, toothpaste and other toiletry products in carry on luggage, it was actually a clever counter-terrorism tactic designed to dupe uneducated terrorist wannabes into trading in their C-4 for K-Y jelly.  The first evidence that the ploy is working comes when a mad bomber tosses a bag of toiletries over the fence at the Canadian Prime Minister’s residence.

Jan 01

Movie of the Year 2007

300

Runner Up:  “(Live Free or) Die Hard IV

 Honourable Mention:  Casino Royale (James Bond); The Transformers

Best Movie filmed by a camera crew comprised solely of persons with “Attention Deficit Disorder” using only cell phones (or so it seemed): The Bourne Ultimatum.

Jan 01

Book of the Year 2007

What is the What by David Eggars.

This epic story of Valentino Achak Deng, one of the Lost Boys of Sudan, puts the origins and the tragedy of Darfur into a very readable perspective. It is a must read for everyone and should probably be front and centre on every school board’s required reading lists for grade eight’s in order to put their own lives, prejudice and/or perceived realities of the world they live in into context.

Honourable Mention:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” by J.K. Rowling smashed US sales records when it sold 8.3 million copies in the first 24 hours after its release.  It represented a fun and nicely knotted, albeit, at times long-winded and thick, end to the series (however, it will probably play better on the big screen).

Jan 01

Song of the Year 2007

U + Ur Hand” by P!nk

Honorable Mention:

          “Don’t Blink” by Kenny Chesney

“All I Ever Wanted” by Brian Melo

“Apologize” by OneRepublic

Jan 01

Commercial Blooper of the Year 2007

The Province of Ontario released a publication explaining their poorly articulated referendum for a new mixed member proportional electoral system with only one clearly understandable statement as follows: “Referendums do not happen often. When they do it is because the opinion of the public, you the voter, is important.”  If I understand those two sentences correctly regardless of the system used or the party elected the opinion of you the voter is not often important.

Jan 01

Statistic of the Year 2007

In August, Scientific Institutes in the U.S. and Japan confirmed that the Arctic Ice coverage has shrunk to its smallest size ever recorded even as there was still at least another month of melting left to go this summer.  One expert predicted that the world could witness a complete summer melt within 25 years (2032).

Jan 01

Revelation of the Year 2007

I stumbled over an old book about the Chinese Opium Wars (1839 to 1842 and 1856 to 1860 respectively). But for 150 years and few small changes to the hot commodities and issues of the day, the story and events parallel and/or explain much of the world as we know it today.  In short, Britain was experiencing a debilitating trade deficit with “China.”  The British were addicted to “tea” imported from China, but although Britain was hot off it’s industrial revolution and mass producing everything under the sun for trade with the rest of the world, China was not interested in anything the British had to trade. Then the Brits “liberated” the Indian Subcontinent and their poppy fields and soon discovered that the Chinese had a sweet tooth for opium.  Before the Chinese knew it, they had a very big problem that was growing as fast as the trade deficit was turning in favor of the Brits.  Although the opium trade was considered illegal both in Britain and in the World Courts, attempts by the Chinese to shut it down led to a declaration of war by the Brits based on exaggerated pretenses. The 2nd Opium War was declared over the same issues but on even shakier pretenses (i.e. bald faced lies).  The French and to a lesser extent the Americans joined the Brits in this enterprise that proved to be much more difficult than they had originally planned.

Related revelation:  As we gathered up around our tree on Christmas morning I took stock of the origins of our newfound material wealth.  The only item that was not made in China was a pair of Bone “China” mugs that were made in …Britain.  Go figure – the world has come full circle and China is back on top (while the rest of us are left wondering what to do with our liberated poppy field problem).

Jan 01

My “Let’s Run This Business Like a Government” award goes to… Hollinger Inc. (now called SunTimes Media).

After the founder has been caught freely spending his company’s money without asking permission from his shareholders (albeit, unlike his government role models, without any overt attempt to hide or cover up the fact), the government company hires a battery of lawyers and an $800/hour governance guru who will “take” them from the Black to the cleaners (i.e. the company’s stock under their tutelage falls from $20 per share to $1.20).

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