Category Archive: Wreckollection

Jan 01

Vital Statistics 2011

 

Vital Statistics

2011

2010

2009

2008

a Canadian dollar is worth $  0.98US $  1.00US $  0.95US $  0.82US
a domestic postage stamp costs $  0.59 $  0.57 $  0.54 $  0.52
a local Bell pay phone call(if u can find one) $  0.50 $  0.50 $  0.50 $  0.50
a liter of Pepsi costs $  1.99 $  2.29 $  2.29 $  1.99
a liter of water costs $  1.99 $  1.99 $  1.89 $  1.79
a liter of milk costs (purchased in a four liter bag) $  1.25 $  1.32 $  1.25 $  1.29
a liter of gasoline costs $  1.20 $  1.13 $  0.95 $  0.66
a loaf of bread costs $  3.39 $  2.99 $  1.99 $  2.69
a paperback novel costs $11.99 $10.99 $12.99 $11.99
a weekly (Time) magazine costs $  6.99 $  6.99 $  6.99 $  4.95
a comic book costs $  2.99 $  2.99 $  2.99 $  2.99
a daily newspaper costs $  1.19 $  1.19 $  1.19 $  0.94
a regular bus ride costs $  3.25 $  3.25 $  2.30 $  2.00
a medium cup of coffee costs $  1.40 $  1.27 $  1.27 $  1.22
a basic cable television package $36.01 $31.49 $29.99 $28.49
a first run movie rental costs $  4.99 $  4.99 $  5.99 $  4.79
an adult movie theatre ticket costs $10.99 $10.75 $10.50 $  9.95
a children’s movie theatre ticket costs $  7.99 $  7.99 $  7.99 $  7.95
Minimum wage (Ontario) $10.25/hr $10.25/hr $  9.50/hr $  8.75/hr
an adult men’s haircut $17.00 $  17.00 $ 15.75 $ 15.50
a medium combination pizza $17.00 $  15.50 $ 15.50 $ 15.45

Jan 01

Memory Lane at Our House 2011

Ma will remember 2011 as the first day of the rest of her life.

 

Pa will remember 2011 as the beginning of the end of everything that was.

 

Thing 1 remembers 2011 as a year of adjustments and recovery; the Blues Festival and guitar lessons.

Most Memorable News Event:  The Japanese Tsunami

Favorite TV Show: Eureka!

Favorite Movie: Transformers III

Favorite Music: Curl of the Burl by Mastodon

 

Thing 2 remembers 2011 as another year of fun, fireworks, falls, the urinating rhinoceros and a nosy ostrich.

Most Memorable News Event:  Minecraft Video Game Release

Favorite TV Show:  Eureka!

Favorite Movie: Tron: Legacy

Favorite Music: Diggy Diggy Hole – Remix by Finger Nails on a Chalkboard

Jan 01

New Year Resolutions 2012

Pa will try again to attend his first NFL football game in 2012.

 

Ma will buy (or preferably win) a new house that contains her dream kitchen (with a stove that works), a newly shingled roof, freshly paved driveway, new windows and siding, and so on…

 

Thing 1 will work a little harder at looking after himself.

 

Thing 2 will work on his taste in music (if not his many eating disorders).

Jan 01

New Year Renovations 2012

Reassemble Thing 1.

 

Jan 01

Epilogue 2011

All indications are that 2011 was a downer of a year punctuated by a tsunami of downfalls, fallout, and tanking economies.  In the immortal words of Will Rogers, “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!”  So on that note I will.

Jan 01

2010 Year-end Review

The Chinese called it the Year of the Tiger. The United Nations dubbed 2010 the International Year of Biodiversity.  It was also celebrated as the International Year of the Nurse. It was the year that the Flintstones turned 50.  Hallmark greeting cards turned 100 years old.  2010 also marked the 100th anniversary of:

  • The Royal Canadian Navy
  • Black & Decker
  • The motion picture stuntman when a man jumps into the Hudson river from a burning balloon;
  • The North American Monster movie genre when Edison Studios produced the first film version of Frankenstein;
  • The Vatican’s oath against modernism (any interpretation of the Bible focusing on the text itself, but ignoring what the Church Fathers had traditionally taught about it).

As I remember all the news that was news, 2010 proved that mother nature was better equipped to take care of herself than person-kind (I blame the women too) is of taking care of itself.  My “grounds” for this observation are based on “grounded” airlines and a whole lot of under-“ground” movements that shook (Earthquakes in Haiti & Chile), swallowed (sinkholes in Canada & Mexico) and threw up (33 miners in Chile) people of the world.

 

Notwithstanding my understanding of the outstanding impact that the above-mentioned events stood for,  I am nevertheless going to dub 2010 my International Year of the Nerd Herd.  Yes, it was the year that herds of nerds lined up to buy iPads and see a movie about a nerd who created web sites designed to herd more nerds (who we shall refer to as the masses) into virtual holding pens where they could be properly labeled and appreciated by their adoring (albeit artificial) ‘friends’ and ‘frenemies.’

But I am getting ahead of myself.  Brace yourselves everyone for another ground-breaking (and sometimes shaky) run through the events of the year as I recall them.

Jan 01

Story of the Year for 2010

China scores a TKO in Tokyo

The Japanese seized the crew of a Chinese fishing boat that rammed two Japanese coast guard vessels on Sept 7.  The dispute escalated but although Japan appeared willing to challenge the brunt of China’s military might, they quickly backed down when they realized that,  when it came to the actual fight,  China meant “business.”  When China rolled out its weapons of mass production and threatened to cut off their supply of dysprosium, the Japanese surrendered outright. Dysprosium is the lifeblood of Japan’s vaunted high-tech industries.  It is used in everything from iPhone screens to the electric motor of the Toyota Prius. China produces 93 per cent of the world’s supply.  Although no shots were fired and no-one got hurt, I think we can safely score this one a Technical Knock Out in favour of the Chinese (and for Japan a technical knockout is tantamount to failure of the most heinous proportion).   More details (a.k.a. the facts) are available here.

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2010

I “herd” it, but I am not sure I believe what I “herd” (but apparently everyone else does).

Time Magazine names Mark Zuckerberg their “Person of the Year” for his role in convincing the world that it’s okay to flock to a virtual zoo cage where you can mill about with unseen (and often unknown) friends and “frenemies” while mulling over your likes and dislikes while “others” watch and tweak your needs and perceptions to their benefit.   In a related story, Time Magazine (and just about every other publication) calls the Apple iPad, that new gadget that has everyone who already has a desktop computer, laptop computer, iPod, eReader, smart-phone and dumb-head herding their wallets down to the local lineup in order to place an order for the opportunity to perhaps buy one in hopes that it might be delivered before it becomes obsolete when the next best apple iNeed for the iNeedy comes along.

 

Jan 01

Innovation of the Year 2010

The AquaPro Holland Groasis Waterboxx

The Groasis Waterboxx is an irrigation-free plant incubator that is designed to make the world’s arid and semi-arid lands fertile again. It’s nothing more than an exceptionally well-designed bucket. Place the tub around a freshly planted seedling, and fill the evaporation-proof basin—just once—with four gallons of water. The Waterboxx does the rest. At night, its top cools faster than the air, collecting condensation to supplement those initial gallons. The tub drips about three tablespoons of water a day into the soil, sustaining the plant while encouraging its roots to grow deeper in search of more water. Once the plant reaches the moist soil layer, usually after a year, the farmer lifts the box off the plant and reuses it on the next sapling. Each Waterboxx is expected to last 10 years, and, for about a buck or two per tree grown, is cheap enough to use in poor nations.  In tests in the Sahara, 88 percent of Waterboxx-sheltered trees survived, versus 10 percent of trees with traditional cultivation.

Jan 01

Re-run of the Year

The Final Solution – Part 1,000,000,000,000 (one trillion)

Step aside Mr. Sagan, the Universe with just billions and billions of stars is suddenly finite, if not a rural backwater when compared to the Trillions and Trillions of bailout packages that are being wheeled out to shore up the continued collapse of sundry institutions and/or economies.  Just when we thought that only the U.S. Economy could deep six the currencies of the G-8 we learn that that slippery slope can also be greased by… Greece.  A proposed trillion dollar bailout should suffice to get their house in order.  Elsewhere in Europe, we hear yet another country saying, “Irish we had a trillion too.”

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