Category Archive: Wreckollection

Jan 01

Re-run of the Year

Canadian PM Stephen Harper

He prorogues parliament, again.  One year after dodging what appeared to be the end of days for his party by invoking an obscure never before used Rules of Parliament technicality, PM Harper does it again.  Embroiled in a nothing good can come of this request from Parliament (a.k.a. the elected voice of the people) to provide them with information on the Afghan PoW question, Harper asks the Governor General to prorogue (dissolve) Parliament until such time as the Winter Olympics (?!???) end in March 2010.

Jan 01

Movie of the Year 2009

“Gran Torino” starring Clint Eastwood

This year I park my preference for special effects and let it all ride on a movie with a message that cuts both ways.  Gran Torino is a moderately disturbing social commentary that is to an older age what “Falling Down” was to mid-life crisis.

Runner Up: “GI Joe”

Whudda thunk that a guy doll would elicit such a swell of testosterone and special effects.  This one might not be as good as I remember it.  It could be a matter of perception, like when a big guy walking a toy poodle looks that much bigger.

Jan 01

Book of the Year 2009

hmmm – none come to mind (but please let me know if I missed any)

Jan 01

Song of the Year 2009

“Sometime Around Midnight” by Airborne Toxic Event

Honorable Mention:

“Two Is Better Than One” by Boys like Girls (with Taylor Swift);

“I Got a Feeling” by The Black-Eyed Peas

Jan 01

Unsolicited E-mail Message of the Year 2009

Hot Chocolate

A good old parable with a moral that might explain how our world has dug itself into the mess it is in today even as it offers a way out.  In short, it defines stress as everyone’s desire to have more than others have as opposed to what they need.   You can read the full text here

Jan 01

Joke of the Year 2009

Q: What is the difference between Santa Clause & Tiger Woods?

A: Santa stops at 3 ho’s

Jan 01

My “History is written by the… special interest groups?” or “If at first you don’t succeed, wait a couple centuries until the winners become wieners” award goes to… Quebec.

A re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham is won by the French …without firing a shot.  Canadian National Battlefields Commission chairman Andre Juneau says battle re-enactment plans have been scrapped, “because of the impossibility of ensuring the safety of the public and the participants.”   Quebec sovereigntists denounced the planned celebrations as an insulting reminder of their ancestors’ defeat 250 years ago. Many threatened to protest the events.

Jan 01

My “Homer Simpson Break Evener” award goes to… the Nobel Peace Prize Awards Committee.

Harkening back to those headier days of Einsteinian Relativity, the Nobel Committee determines that, relative to his predecessor, it follows that the “glass is half full” with U.S. President Obama.  After just 3 months in office, he is awarded a Nobel Peace prize not for what he has done but for what he might be able to do.

 

Jan 01

My “Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma” award goes to… Mattel

Fashion Designers in England celebrate the 50th birthday of everyone’s favorite material girl by unveiling(?) a line of Burka Barbie dolls for auction.   What can anyone hope to achieve by unveiling a veil.  This could be a veiled threat – but to whom?

(Hurting) Headitor’s note:  It should be noted that Mattel [the company that owns the Barbie brand] has not announced plans to market this line to the masses (catholic or otherwise).  Experts (that would be me and the voices in my head) speculate that this may be their Politically Correct way of ”aveiling” themselves of some free publicity and market tests; or perhaps they were just reluctant to eat into the prophets expected from their official new line of “Totally Tattoo Barbie” dolls that was released in April 2009.   Mattel’s promotional material read, “Customize the fashions and apply the fun temporary tattoos on you too“

Jan 01

My “Psychotically Incorrect Politics” (or Kellogs Rice Krispies – What did you think it was made of)” award goes to… a U.S. Army (lack of) Intelligence that led to the murders at Fort Hood, Texas.

Nidal Malik Hasan, a U.S. Army major serving as a psychiatrist killed 13 and wounded 32 others at Fort Hood, Texas.  An American-born Muslim of Palestinian descent, he once lectured other psychiatrists on Islam, and stated that non-believers would be sent to hell, decapitated, set on fire, and have burning oil poured down their throats. According to The Associated Press, Hasan’s lecture also “justified suicide bombings.” Officials at Walter Reed Medical Center repeatedly expressed concern about Hasan’s behavior during the entire six years he was there. In the spring of 2008 (and on later occasions) several key officials met to discuss what to do about Hasan. According to NPR, fellow students and faculty were strongly troubled by Hasan’s behavior, which they described as “disconnected,” “aloof,” “paranoid,” “belligerent,” and “schizoid.” He was also the subject of at least one FBI investigation prior to the shootings but the FBI terrorism task force had determined him not to be a threat prior to the shooting.

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