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Jan 01

Movie of the Year 2025

Fight or Flight starring Josh Hartnett

Kill Bill meets Snakes on a Plane.  This one is just plane fun with lots of killer turbulence.

Honourable Mention:

Straw starring Taraji P. Henson

The most moving moving picture we have seen in a long, long time. If this one doesn’t move you, move away from the rest of us and pray to God there is no Hell because that might be your next move.

Gunslingers starring Stephen Dorff

John Wick meets Roy Rodgers. The best shoot ‘em up movie about the old west that we have seen in a very long time.

The Killer’s Game starring Dave Bautista

John Wick meets Dancing with the Stars. Winner of our Best Choreographed Manly Man Action Flick.

 

See what everyone else liked at: Best at the Box Office 2025

 

Best Surreality TV Show 2025: South Park

For dedicating this season, after successfully negotiating a 5-year $1.5 billion contract renewal with Paramount to an in your face calling out of the surreal world according to Trump. Bolder still, given that they did so after Paramount cancelled their long-running Late Show franchise with Steven Colbert (himself an unapologetic critic of the America’s Mad King).

 

Best Picture 2025: The Gulf of Stupidity

Because it maps out the because behind everything that was wrong about 2025.

See what everyone else liked at: Most striking images of 2025