Tag Archive: Awards

Jan 01

My “Free the Prisoners Jail the Guards” award goes to… the Canadian Government.

In a show of compassion that might be classed as something akin to classless, the Canadian Government charges a 1500% markup on medical marijuana for ailing Canadians.  Meanwhile it argues that any attempt to legalize Marijuana would be a “terrible affront to this nation’s morality.”

Runner Up:  The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Truth is stranger than fiction in the upper echelons of the RCMP.  No-one is sure who the good guys are anymore.  While the troops were out there trying to get their man, their “man(agement)” was apparently at home robbing their pension funds.

Jan 01

My “Making de Mockery of Democracy” award goes to… France, Land of the Free Ride, and those “youths” in “sensitive suburbs” who tend to break windows and burn cars.

On learning that the man who had vowed to put an end to the free ride (and riots) won the election, those same minority sharia holders torch some rides and riot in the streets.

Runner Up:  The United States Government’s foreign policy.

For all their posturing in relation to the evils of Hugo Chavez and Venezuela, we learn that despite his popularity (a.k.a. the ability to win a fair election), a referendum tells him that “Hugo” only as far as the current Venezuelan constitution allows and no further – i.e. two terms to 2012.  Meanwhile it’s apparently okay for the not so democratic American darlings in Pakistan and Burma to arrest lawyers and “disappear” monks in pursuit of political perpetuity.

Jan 01

My “Burned by the Candle at Both Ends” award goes to… the Canada Pension Fund.

While lamenting the funds poor investment returns due to a strong Canadian Dollar, it lets slip the fact that twice as much of our Canada Pension fund is invested in foreign stocks than is invested in Canadian Companies.  The article did not express any concern that fewer Canadian companies could mean fewer jobs for the fewer Canadians who will be called upon to shore up the Baby Boom retirement bash.  Forget about strength, it just sounds a little “loonie” to underwrite the offshore interests that will be competing globally with what few companies are left in Canada to underwrite our own well-being in retirement.  Apparently our children’s well-being is not the only segment of society at the mercy of offshore business practice.  On the other hand, if our suspenders go bust, we can always fall back on cheap (albeit potentially toxic) dog food to get by.

Jan 01

My “Recollections of the Great Asian Tsunami” award goes to… China.

Hard to tell which way the tsunami is flowing though as western big business continues to pour wave upon wave of new investments and job relocation into the country despite a deluge of scandals and recalls (including, but not limited to, tainted pet food, toxic toys and toothpaste) flowing right back at them.

In a related story:  Beijing announces that it will attempt to reduce the pollution levels in preparation for the 2008 summer Olympics by regulating the amount of cars allowed in the city.  Chinese authorities will only allow plates ending in odd numbers to drive on given days while those ending in even numbers will be allowed on alternate days. There are 3,000,000 cars in Beijing with an additional 1000 added every day.

Jan 01

My “Selling Iceboxes to Eskimos” award goes to… PepsiCo Inc.

They are forced to admit that their Aquafina bottled water originates from public water supplies (a.k.a. tap water). It sparks similar admissions from other bottled water suppliers.

Jan 01

My “Dumb and Dumber” award goes to… (Dumb) Mexican Refugees from the U.S.

They believe bogus U.S. ads claiming that they can purchase a special travel junket that includes transportation and the costs of purchasing Canadian Citizenship;  and (Dumber) a Canadian Immigration system that claims it will need 16 months to properly investigate their claims for Refugee Status prior to deporting them.

Jan 01

Story of the Year 2006

Ancient Ice Shelf Breaks Free from Canadian Arctic  by: Associated Press    29 December 2006

A giant ice shelf the size of 11,000 football fields snapped free from Canada’s Arctic.  The Ayles Ice Shelf, roughly 66 square kilometers (41 square miles) in area, was one of six major ice shelves remaining in Canada’s Arctic.  The collapse was so powerful that earthquake monitors 250 kilometers (155 miles) away picked up tremors from it.  “It is consistent with climate change,” Vincent said, adding that the remaining ice shelves are 90 percent smaller than when they were first discovered in 1906.

(Hurting) Headitor’s note: The event actually occurred in 2005 but the story did not “break” until late in December 2006 – which is in itself something of a story, if not “the” story of how stories that don’t involve impotent Hollywood gossip or inane political bickering rank in our news agencies’ perception of what constitutes news. 

In a related story, our Canadian Prime Minister gave the cold shoulder to an international gay and lesbian convention hosted by Canada in order to oversee exercises designed to bolster Canadian sovereignty over a Northwest Passage that many expect will become a busy and viable alternative to the Panama Canal in the not too distant future.  Later in the year, at a United Nations Climate Conference, his Environment Minister’s defense of a Made in Canada alternative to Kyoto that would deliver measurable results by the year 2050 received an icy reception.


Jan 01

Innovation of the Year 2006

British Columbia and Alberta sign an agreement to eliminate inter-provincial barriers to trade at a time when Canada’s productivity in relation to the rest of the world continues to fall.  Perhaps if more provinces follow their lead, productivity within Canada will actually achieve the unprecedented levels that are required to recapture ground lost on the world stage (without selling out our country to the world at large).

Jan 01

Conspiracy of the Year (or Righteous Indignation is a One Way Street) 2006

Holy Jihad batman, even with all of the attempts of all ah the governments everywhere to keep the truth about Islam off the record; they are managing to out themselves.  France, Europe’s country with the largest Muslim minority population continues to blame “Youths” for the rash of firebombed cars in predominantly Muslim communities.  Canadian Police announce they have cracked a terrorist cell comprised of persons of, “South Asian descent …in their teens or early 20’s.”  Across the pond in London, British Police foiled a plot by 21 “very evil people” who intended to detonate liquid explosives aboard several transatlantic flights to the United States.   Meanwhile the Religion of Peace (once everyone in the world submits) opens the year by responding to a Danish cartoon with riots, bombings and murders.  They respond to a Papal admonition with more of the same.  Elsewhere (in a remote province of Canada?) an Islamic paramilitary organization based in Lebanon crosses the Israeli border under the cover of an unprovoked missile barrage to ambush, kill and kidnap Israeli soldiers. When this leads to the same response right back at them, the Islamic world and, moreover, the United Nations cry foul; even as they continue to ignore white Arabic jihad in Darfur (Sudan) and surrounding countries that continue to wrack up a genocidal death toll on black “Muslims” in proportions that dwarf all but the Jewish Holocaust of Nazi Germany.

Related story: Age of terror, Age of Illusions by Robert Sibley

Jan 01

Sleeper Story of the Year 2006

“Canadians Tired”

Shortly after Canada votes Paul Martin’s Liberals to the sidelines in the wake of their AdScam fiasco; the Canadian Tire Corporation quickly trashes its long running, and equally annoying Canadian Tire Neighbour Guy ads campaign.

Older posts «

» Newer posts