Jan 01
“Do it like the Discovery Channel” – sorry, I don’t know the actual name of the song or the band that sings it. It might even have even been released in 1999 (Did I mention that the Beatles were the best band in 2000?)
Runner up: Celine Dion’s ultrasound recordings.
Jan 01
Q: What is the best way to get rid of over 250 pounds of useless fat?
A: Call a divorce lawyer.
Jan 01
In a poorly veiled attempt to buy votes in Quebec all parties bend over backwards to grant Quebec nationhood, which technically makes them our second nation after the aboriginal first nations thereby dropping the rest of us to …3rd? On a happier note, as our Second nation within Canada they have no right to anything that they are reluctant to grant the First Nations within their borders and that’s Oka with me.